Tuesday, February 27, 2007

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-a-Car-Gracefully-Without-
Showing-Your-Underwear

america has lost her modesty, and with it, her brains. we need how-to's for exiting a vehicle safely without giving great revelation to innocent bystanders.

parents have vacated their posts and the world is shocked at our displays of ignorance and obliviousness, as daycares and schools have ceased teaching morality. who will teach responsibility if parents refuse and teachers are not allowed?

the concept of modesty vanishes and after we've boiled morality off, we're left with some crystallized semblance of behaviour management and techniques for avoided embarrassing situations.

perhaps God knew all along that if we'd only follow His advice, we'd never need to surf the internet, scanning how-to websites to problem-solve awkward situations ...

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're onto something here.
modesty n. Reserve or propriety in speech, dress, or behavior; adj. Having or showing a moderate estimation of one's own talents, abilities, and value.
morality n. , The quality of being in accord with standards of right or good conduct; concern with the distinction between good and evil or right and wrong;
Without morality, we're left with people without concern for right and wrong, or good and evil - i.e. sinful. Without modesty, we're left with people without concern for propriety and without humility - i.e. self centered, attention seeking, worldly, willing to tempt. There may be no behavior management left; simply techniques for pursuing self while avoiding embarrassment and failure. This is worse than life without morality and modesty. It is life without God. Perhaps indeed.... He knows.
It all does raise the question, though, what were you searching for to find this website? : )

Anonymous said...

Hello Erica,
"Perhaps" I surely believe so. "Follow his advice" I should think so. I don't consider the Bible a book of "advice" as much as a guide for life. Do you agree or no? I get "advice" from my hair stylist. I find direction in my life from the Bible.