http://www.wikihow.com/Get-out-of-a-Car-Gracefully-Without-
Showing-Your-Underwear

america has lost her modesty, and with it, her brains. we need how-to's for exiting a vehicle safely without giving great revelation to innocent bystanders.

parents have vacated their posts and the world is shocked at our displays of ignorance and obliviousness, as daycares and schools have ceased teaching morality. who will teach responsibility if parents refuse and teachers are not allowed?

the concept of modesty vanishes and after we've boiled morality off, we're left with some crystallized semblance of behaviour management and techniques for avoided embarrassing situations.

perhaps God knew all along that if we'd only follow His advice, we'd never need to surf the internet, scanning how-to websites to problem-solve awkward situations ...

The Church of England recently shocked observers by telling doctors' ethical advisors that some sick babies should be allowed to die. The bishop of Southwark, the Right Reverend Dr. Tom Butler, said that the economic cost of long-term health care and education must be considered and that there may be circumstances in which it is morally acceptable to perform a "possibly lethal act". Dr. Butler has submitted a paper to the Nuffield Council on Bioethics, a think tank that advises on moral dilemmas created by scientific advances. The council will publish guidelines on how to deal with very premature and very sick babies. The bishop's rationale for his position included this statement: "For a Christian, death is not the end, and is not to be avoided at all costs." In response, the evangelical wing of the Church of England gave a warning that this view is a slippery slope toward euthanasia, and the Roman Catholic church issued a statement defending the right to life.
(The Church Around the World / Feb. 2007)